The Kooky Lamp No One Has — Yet

Where is Susan Sontag when we need her?

I’m allegedly in the middle of a “home refresh.” (Barf.) A phrase that suggests swapping out a throw pillow is as invigorating as a 5-Hour Energy and a hot shower.

Either way, there are some things I want to get rid of/replace, one of which is a lamp. But, without gazillions of dollars to spend on obscure Italian lighting, I’m surfing the same internet d…